Hey! You’ve arrived at the personal site of Brian – yes, I am the ugly dude pictured above.

I work for twoday. I am a branch development manager and my roles are … everything development!

Occassionally I do technical review on books from The Pragmatic Bookshelf (pragprog). I’ve done reviews on such diverse books as “Dart for Hipsters”, “Create Mobile Games with Corona”, “OpenGL ES 2 for Android”, “A Common-sense Guide to Data Structures and Algorithms in Python” (both vol 1 and vol 2) and a couple of iOS books.

You can find me on LinkedIn – sorry, but I don’t use other privacy stealing social sites.

I run my own very small consultancy in my spare time (Schau Consulting, CVR 31649102) where I help selected clients with code and consulting.


Remember

1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: PHP is dead, learn Python
2024: PHP is dead, learn ChatGPT
2025: PHP is dead, learn Vibe coding
... How the hell is this dude still alive?